Oh... oh, Mirage, honey...

I know. If I hadn't hated him originally (writing this made me not hate him, actually), this would have been so much harder to write.

Starscream, dear, you just never stop pushing, do you?

He would like you to know that he takes offense at the very suggestion he might ever do so.

That's my tyrannical, cold, calculating utter bastard.

Pretty much, yes.