Title: Pet
Characters: Megatron, Mikaela
Verse: Movie
Wordcount: 2k-ish
Rating: Everyone can read this cracky weirdness!
Warnings: It's just crack. Erm, horrible abuses to innocent chocolate bars?
Summary: Giftfic for femme4jack who wanted Mikaela as Megatron's pet. Mikaela, disillusioned after Sam dumps her, decides to defect and sees herself as a Decepticon spy. Megatron... just sees her as entertaining.

Thanks to meaisin_caoin and randomramblings for beta reading and for massive help making this one make... sense? o_O Well, as much as it needs to, anyway. *love*

( Pet )

Title: Damn you, Wheeljack!
Characters: Megatron, brooding like a broodything. Even in Crackville, some things never change. ^_^ Mentions of Starscream and Wheeljack and a bit of communication with Hook and the Constructicons.
Verse: G1
Wordcount: 1000+
Rating: K. Equal-opportunity Decepticrack!
Warnings: This fic is 87.92% Decepticrack by volume. Decepticrack overdose is a very serious matter, children. CONSUME RESPONSIBLY.
Summary: Wheeljack's latest device -- designed to magnify Starscream's disloyalty and obnoxiousness -- backfires, rendering him polite and obedient. What will Megatron do about such a terrible turn of events?

Thanks to meaisin_caoin for beta. No thanks to meaisin_caoin for feeding this crackbunny. I'm supposed to write Dark And Srs, damn you! You're ruining my reputation and I hate you forever. So there. ~_^

( Damn you, Wheeljack! )