Minific: Size

[stainless]

Title: Size
Characters/Pairing: Vortex/Starscream, mention of Megatron/Starscream
Verse: G1
Wordcount: 180+
Rating: T for implied sticky
Warnings: Implied sticky, goofy Decepticrack, size kink, general absurdity
Summary: This is a bit of silly crack I came up with for the comment fic challenge over at crimson_optics (come join us! Yes, you!) What happens when Vortex decides to have fun with Starscream's very poorly hidden size kink.

Am I edging toward sticky, or just having fun? ONLY TIME WILL TELL. ~_^

"Are you insane?" Starscream shrieked, twitching his wings in dismay.

Vortex shrugged. "That a real question, Screamy?"

Starscream merely stared, his optics widening to bright spheres of crimson. "There's no way that's going - there -!"

"Huh." Vortex spun his rotors. "I never thought I'd see you balk at somethin' big."

Starscream's dark face twisted into its usual scowl. "Big is one thing. That is ludicrous, and getting absolutely nowhere near me."

Vortex grinned under his battlemask. Starscream couldn't see it, of course, but he stared shrewdly at Vortex.

"Well then," Vortex said slowly. "Guess we finally know for sure that the rumor's not true."

"What rumor?" Starscream's wings clicked ever more rapidly.

"Oh, nothing. Just that Megatron got his whole cannon in there once."

"Whaaaaaaaat?" Starscream howled, so loudly it filled Vortex's audio receptors with painful, piercing feedback.

"That's - that's - that's entirely ridiculous," the Seeker continued, sputtering and crossing his arms. "Even I have standards!"

Vortex's rotors spun again, in time with his laughter. "Funny thing about what you just said, Screamer."

"What?" Starscream barked, spitting sparks.

"It's not 'no.'"

 

Comments

[senmut]

+snorts in humor+

Good one.

[stainless]

There you are! :-)

Come have fun with us in c_o! :-)

[snowdropexplodes.myopenid.com]

That is wrong in all the right ways! Very fun indeed.

[stainless]

Thank you. XD